Pre-order Your Romulan Ale From Star Trek Spirits Now (For Medicinal Purposes Only)
Preorder your Romulan ale now! Image: STAR TREK Spirits.
"Romulan ale? Why Bones, you know this is illegal."
"I only use it for medicinal purposes."
– James T. Kirk and Leonard McCoy, 2285 (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)
NOVEMBER 28, 2022 - The company that has brought Star Trek Wines to the eager Trek fanbase for the past several years, which include bottles of Chateau Picard, Klingon bloodwine, Cardassian Kanar, and more — are shifting gears slightly into the world of hard alcohol with the arrival of Star Trek Spirits.
Up for pre-order now at StarTrekSpirits.com the long-awaited and highly anticipated Romulan Ale bottle that is first seen in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. There are two blue options in the inaugural offerings from Star Trek Spirits.
The first is a dark blue Rye Whiskey, described as “a mash bill of 95% rye and 5% malted barley, giving a sweetness and flavor complexity after aging newly-charred white oak barrels.” The Romulan Ale Rye Whiskey can be ordered now for $85 USD per bottle, with shipments expected to begin in December 2022.
The second release is a lighter-blue colored Vodka product, with “a hint of corn sweetness, with higher notes from a plump smell of good wheat grain.” The Romulan Ale Vodka can be ordered now for $75 USD per bottle, with shipments expected to begin in December 2022.
These will no doubt sell out faster than a Dabo Girl poetry reading at Quark’s (yeah right), so warp over and secure your bottles now. For further details and information, warp over to TrekCore.com.
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